Dear Myrtle,
I really wish that I was at school. Being home is incredibly boring, For example I just can’t entertain myself, because there are no friends that I can hang out with. Normally we would be sitting around at Jaes house, playing dungeons and dragons, but we now have to play through google hangout, which is really the only thing I look forward to on this whole break. I am also looking forward to my birthday in two weeks, where we will do a dance party followed by binge watching my favorite anime until late at night. Until then I will be bored out of my skull.
Sincerely, your owner,
Solomon, who took you on a walk a few days ago.